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Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Short thing gets longer
A short thingits get longer as u hold it& pass between woman’s breast& enters into a small holeWhat is it?
Click here for answer!Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS
Love kaisay hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,“O” ko daba ke,“V” mein dalo,jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
posted in Adult SMS
Even the driver say’s so …
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
It’s the things that satisfies your mind
It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name