Exam SMS / Text Messages
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Excitement in Examz!!!…
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS
Probability of a topic
“The probability of a topiccoming in exam increases exponentially,if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
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Lovely & Horrible days in my life
Lovely days in my life :Childhood days,School days&collage days,
Horrible days in my life :“only exam days”
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HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Newton’s 4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-every book will continue to be at restor covered with dustuntil someexternal or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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Best of luck in your exams
All i want you is to be courageousBe calm andbe self equipped with facts and figuresto conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
ASCII SMS
ASCII SMS / Text Messages
Latest ASCII SMS Collection of ASCII text arts, ASCII messages, new ascii sms, and best ascii sms / text messages collection.
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ascii taaj mahal for you :)
________________#____________.___(__)___________#___#__________.(__)_#__________#______#_________.#_#________#__________#_______.#_#______#___ Tajmahal __#______.#_#_____#______4u _______#_____#_#_____#________________#____#_##_____#______________#__.*__##
posted in ASCII SMS
“HAPPY RAINY DAY”
///// //// //////////.//” ////@@@/////^”“”"”"hApPy//////rAINy“”"”"”/”///daY/////WithPleasent///”"”gud” ///NOON////
posted in ASCII SMS, Rainy day SMS
Frienship Roses
./ \\( \\ ) one for the friendship“.Y... `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the money.“.Y.. `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the happiness“.Y.. `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the popularity“.Y.. `?
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God take care
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms
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Bird of friendship
´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,“¨¨*,´´´´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@“;“;;-…´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*´´´´´´´(,(**/*“¨““¨¨*´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨”¨*´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*´)*/*)*)*¨¨*/**)**¨¨“\\)\\)*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.
I’m giving to you a bird of friendshipnow its ur responsibility to care it.
posted in ASCII SMS, Friendship SMS
Happy winter season
/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
posted in ASCII SMS
Cham cham khailain
.-”"-.( ‘;’ )(,,)(,,)kiya aap busy hainNahi.-”"-.(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)( . )to aayein cham cham khailain
Latest ASCII SMS Collection of ASCII text arts, ASCII messages, new ascii sms, and best ascii sms / text messages collection.
posted in ASCII SMS
ascii taaj mahal for you :)
________________#____________.___(__)___________#___#__________.(__)_#__________#______#_________.#_#________#__________#_______.#_#______#___ Tajmahal __#______.#_#_____#______4u _______#_____#_#_____#________________#____#_##_____#______________#__.*__##
posted in ASCII SMS
“HAPPY RAINY DAY”
///// //// //////////.//” ////@@@/////^”“”"”"hApPy//////rAINy“”"”"”/”///daY/////WithPleasent///”"”gud” ///NOON////
posted in ASCII SMS, Rainy day SMS
Frienship Roses
./ \\( \\ ) one for the friendship“.Y... `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the money.“.Y.. `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the happiness“.Y.. `?
./ \\( \\ ) One for the popularity“.Y.. `?
posted in ASCII SMS
God take care
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms
posted in ASCII SMS
Bird of friendship
´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,“¨¨*,´´´´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@“;“;;-…´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*´´´´´´´(,(**/*“¨““¨¨*´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨”¨*´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*´)*/*)*)*¨¨*/**)**¨¨“\\)\\)*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.
I’m giving to you a bird of friendshipnow its ur responsibility to care it.
posted in ASCII SMS, Friendship SMS
Happy winter season
/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
posted in ASCII SMS
Cham cham khailain
.-”"-.( ‘;’ )(,,)(,,)kiya aap busy hainNahi.-”"-.(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)( . )to aayein cham cham khailain
ADULT SMS
Adult SMS / Text Messages
Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes adult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms, adult sms messages, Latest / New adult sms, adult messages, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms collection
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Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Short thing gets longer
A short thingits get longer as u hold it& pass between woman’s breast& enters into a small holeWhat is it?
Click here for answer!Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS
Love kaisay hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,“O” ko daba ke,“V” mein dalo,jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
posted in Adult SMS
Even the driver say’s so …
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
It’s the things that satisfies your mind
It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name
Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes adult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms, adult sms messages, Latest / New adult sms, adult messages, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms collection
posted in Adult SMS
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Short thing gets longer
A short thingits get longer as u hold it& pass between woman’s breast& enters into a small holeWhat is it?
Click here for answer!Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS
Love kaisay hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,“O” ko daba ke,“V” mein dalo,jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
posted in Adult SMS
Even the driver say’s so …
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
It’s the things that satisfies your mind
It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name
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